No One Remembers HIS Father

Sunday was Charles Darwin's birthday. Or at least the random date assigned as his feast day. Were he still alive, Darwin could have celebrated with an onion/flower mutation at Outback Steakhouse.

Darwin died at age 73 of heart failure. Heh, that's fuckin' hilarious, man. Heart failure?! What a dipshit. The gene pool's better off without him. Someone should give Darwin an award for dying like such an imbecile. Heart failure. Hmph. Dumb fuck.