Wouldn't You Like To Have a Fix Too?
Everybody knows that the original formula for Coca Cola had actual cocaine, but did you know the original formula for Dr. Pepper called for morphine? And it was endorsed by Pope Leo XIII?
Leo XIII says: "At last! An opiate for the masses."
Okay, I made it up.
posted by Brian Bannon @ 10:22 PM
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2 Comments:
Yeah, I knew you made it up, 'cause Leo XIII would have had to say "ANOTHER opiate for the masses". Take that, Papist!
Make that Diet Papist. Or Papist Zero.
Just gliding my tray along the cafeteria line.
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