Saturday, July 08, 2006

The Gravest Sin Since Heliocentrism

The Catholic Church may excommunicate scientists who engage in stem cell research.

They'll be placed under house arrest at a villa near Florence.

2 Comments:

At 2:48 PM, Blogger rp said...

Is anybody even threatened by excommunication anymore? It seems like such an outdated punishment.

"Um, I guess I'll just go to a different church, then."

 
At 3:05 PM, Blogger Brian Bannon said...

I take it you’ve never seen a Catholic schoolgirl kneel to take the host on her tongue?

 

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