Welcome to the Coke Side of Overactive Bladder

Coke is releasing a Coffee Cola. It's two, count 'em, TWO Diuretics in One!

My bladder averages 4 trips to the restroom for every 6 ounces of coffee and 3 for every 12 ounce can of Diet Coke. Unless I'm close enough to a facility that I can chug the whole bottle and then use the empty as a slop jar on my way, I'll only try the new Coca-Cola Blak while standing at a urinal.