"Do I Go to Where You Mismanage a Nation's Defenses and Knock the Cock Out of Your Mouth?"

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was heckled at the Atlanta History Center today.

On display in the History Center's museum is the old switchboard from the Clermont Hotel.

So which is/are more stained? The cum-splattered patchboard from a Ponce de Leon flophouse or the blood-drenched hands of the Big Blowhard from Winnetka?