Have You Received Money or Drugs in Exchange for Sex Since 1977?
No, but '76 was a fun year.Are you an untraveled loser? A dull-as-fuck shut-in who's never done anything remotely interesting? Not even one goddamned tattoo? Than maybe you can donate blood. Just answer "no" to the extensive health and lifestyle questions and soon you'll be helping others while feeling emptier than any missing pint could fill. (I sometimes pray for an air bubble.)
Free cookies and juice after.
posted by Brian Bannon @ 8:00 PM
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2 Comments:
I'm iron poor. Since high school. So, can't. Aren't i selfish.
i secretly hope there is never an air bubble, as does everyone who is living b/c of your selfless blood!!
i wanna know what happened in seventy-six.
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