If Edgar Allan Poe Wrote Porn

It's a hack premise that I believe Michael O'Donoghue and others have done, but what else can you write on Halloween? Here's my take:

The rapid pounding of his tell-tale vas deferens informed her the moment was near--that moment of terror mixed with ecstasy, passion mixed with horror, semen mixed with blood. She began to cough as if consumptive. “Anon,” she insisted with the maidenly intimacy only a 13-year old cousin could give. “Upon my visage! Upon my visage! Let forth thy spectral froth on mine own countenance!”