Gagging on the 08 Candidates--Part 3

Fmr. Gov. Tom Vilsack is running for president. Known to 8th graders throughout Iowa as Gov. Nutsack, he claims to be the kind of Democrat that can appeal to rural voters. Apparently the equipment needed to make ethanol is some of the same equipment used in making Iowa's 2nd biggest export: meth.

Mike Huckabee lost 110 pounds while serving as Gov. of Arkansas. That'll make a neat campaign poster if he poses with his "before" pants. He lost the weight on the Arkansas diet: meth.

Fmr. Alaska Senator Mike Gravel has been out of office since 1981 and is nearing 80. He's running on a Fair Tax platform to eliminate the income tax and levy a flat 23% tax on any kid found on his lawn.

Fmr. Virginia Gov. Jim Gilmore is considering a run as a more conservative alternative to John McCain. His slogan: "Gilmore's no girl!"