Can History Repeat Itself?

Friday was Henry Adams' birthday. The great-grandson of John Adams and grandson of Q., he authored one of the most aclaimed works of non-fiction in American letters.

Will one of the Bush twins give birth to a great memoirist? Sadly, I think The Education of George B. _____ (Insert last name of whatever landed-gentry family Jenna or Barbara marry into) will be a Yale frat blog with lots of embedded Fark videos.