Always Open The Door for an Attractive Eighties Woman

Thursday Nov. 1 is Day of the Dead Eve at the Star Bar with the bands Grinder Nova, The Barefoot Hookers and Attractive Eighties Women.

To add a live death to the night, the Star Bar's gonna let me open the show with about 20 minutes of my corpse-inducing stand-up "comedy."

Oh Mictecacihuatl, must your vultures follow me so close?