Monday, October 29, 2007

Sometimes Using Your Full Name Just Makes More Sense

I can't be the first to have noticed that convicted oral sex receiver Genarlow Wilson's attorney is named B.J. Bernstein.

I may be the first to note her other clients: Lou Sobh Hummer of Duluth, the estate of Hedy Lamarr, beloved rags to riches novelist Felatio Alger and root canal specialist Melvin "Skull Fucker" Simms D.D.S.

2 Comments:

At 2:46 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Well, let him who has never received oral sex cast the first-- uh, never mind.

 
At 9:52 PM, Blogger Brian Bannon said...

She might wanna use her full name for this case. Unless her full name is Blow Job Bernstein. Like maybe she's Native American and that was the first thing her parents saw.

In that case, the initials are slightly better.

 

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