City Morgue
King Tut's coming to the Civic Center. He must be starring in the new Tyler Perry play: Madea Robs a Grave.
They sure do like corpse exhibits at the Civic Center. From The Bodies to The Passion to a really dead boy king. And coming in December it's James Brown.
Now, when I die I don't want no fancy funeral, just dumb my body at 395 Piedmont. You can paint it in stripes or something if that helps.
posted by Brian Bannon @ 8:43 AM
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I KNEW there was an exhibit at Graceland that was missing. Memo to curators at Graceland: 395 Piedmont Ave., Atlanta, GA. Just do it. Trust me on this.
Madea's Family Reunion 2: The Legend of King Tut's Tomb.
Is it too late to get Lenin?
At a stoplight today I was parked next to a hearse. I looked it over to see the window curtains drawn behind a somber, gold nameplate. The driver had a big cigar in his mouth and nodded to me in greeting. I guess the cigar makes it seem more like driving a limo.
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