A Guy Into Scat's Sycophant

You’re awesome!

Nobody blends the erotic and the excretory like you. NOBODY!

A lot of guys try one Dirty Sanchez and start to think they’re something, but they ain’t mierda.

All others are poseurs but your defecation ain’t no affectation.

You’re No. 1 of fuckin’ with No. 2.

The Titanic of Cleveland Steamers. And by that I mean the biggest of all passenger steamships not a colossal disaster.

You’re the top of the Glass Bottom Boat.

Why, if you’re not the best at Coprophagia I’ll eat shit.

You are the Scat Man!