Well Now the Criterion Collection is Just Hoarding

These guys need an intervention fast.

June Releases from the Criterion Collection:

Major Dad--The Complete Series
Definitive Edition Bonus Features:

• Audio commentary by Dan Quayle and Norman Schwarzkopf
• Camille Paglia on "Major Dad as Castrated Warrior"
• TV historian Lars Howell on "Gerald McRaney and Delta Burke: the 2 Sitcom Couple"
• Tom Shales' blistering reviews read by Jameson Parker
• Wacky outtakes.

The Cell Phone Videos of Richard Attenborough

• A series of short cell phone videos of the befuddled, octogenarian director answering his cell phone.

d-Wayne’s Thesis Film

• Quad Cities Community College (East Moline campus) video production student d-Wayne’s unfinished thesis film footage of skateboarders along the Davenport waterfront.

Hedy Lamarr Nipple Slips

• Pre-Hayes Code glimpses of the starlet compiled by New Republic film critic Stanley Kauffmann.

A Well-Framed, Beautifully-Lit French Woman Reading the Phone Book

• An anonymous French Woman reading from the Paris directory.