Monday, June 18, 2007

Well Now the Criterion Collection is Just Hoarding


These guys need an intervention fast.

June Releases from the Criterion Collection:

Major Dad--The Complete Series
Definitive Edition Bonus Features:

  • Audio commentary by Dan Quayle and Norman Schwarzkopf
  • Camille Paglia on "Major Dad as Castrated Warrior"
  • TV historian Lars Howell on "Gerald McRaney and Delta Burke: the 2 Sitcom Couple"
  • Tom Shales' blistering reviews read by Jameson Parker
  • Wacky outtakes.

The Cell Phone Videos of Richard Attenborough


  • A series of short cell phone videos of the befuddled, octogenarian director answering his cell phone.


d-Wayne’s Thesis Film

  • Quad Cities Community College (East Moline campus) video production student d-Wayne’s unfinished thesis film footage of skateboarders along the Davenport waterfront.

Hedy Lamarr Nipple Slips
  • Pre-Hayes Code glimpses of the starlet compiled by New Republic film critic Stanley Kauffmann.

A Well-Framed, Beautifully-Lit French Woman Reading the Phone Book
  • An anonymous French Woman reading from the Paris directory.

4 Comments:

At 11:26 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

RE: Anonymous French Woman, Beautifully Lit, Reading the Phone Book

I, too, admire the work of Robbe-Grillet.

 
At 11:27 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

RE: Befuddled Attenborough Answering his Cell Phone

Dude! That was totally me!

 
At 2:38 AM, Blogger Robiscus said...

i'm sinking in a deadly quicksand of obscure references...

its funny, but i can't breathe!

 
At 6:15 AM, Blogger Brian Bannon said...

Yeah, the Major Dad reference was just my showing off.

It was either that or Blossom.

 

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