Zimbabwe Shaking Toner Again
In his recent Independence Day speech, Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe noted one of the problems with printing more and more money in defiance of inflation.
"Our mint is out of toner. We must print more money to pay for new toner. We will try shaking the old toner again. We will pass a law forcing the Harare Cartridge World to accept smeared and faded Zimbabwe dollars so we can buy new toner.
Also, Morgan Tsvangirai is a tool of the west."
posted by Brian Bannon @ 10:31 PM
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4 Comments:
I'm wracking my brain trying to come up with the name of this type of philosophical conundrum, but I'm drawing a blank. How about this: A Kinko-tastrophe. Or is that too Rich Hall circa 1985?
I have an off-center, photo-copied copy of Sniglets Vol. 1 somewhere.
I think it's near my bootleg copy of "Art and Authenticity" by Gallagher Too.
Maybe the violence in Zimbabwe could've been resolved if there was a Office Max or Staples nearby.
I think there is a Staples but it only sells rice, corn and wheat.
I hear it only takes Euros now.
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