If A Tree Branch Falls on a Parked Shitty Car In Inman Park...
How many windshield cracks can you have before it becomes an affectation?I shall replace my increasingly warped view, but have some timing belts that sound more pressing.
At least I'm not as pretentiously poorer-than-thou as that guy over on Elmira whose 95 Corsica now sports a plywood back left door and a La Quinta Inn hand towel gas cap.
I wonder if there are any really shitty used Priuses out there yet.
posted by Brian Bannon @ 6:58 PM
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Yeah? Well, I'll call your ostentatious poverty and your hybrid vehicle, and I'll raise you an all-vegan diet.
Your bid, Sir.
A vegan trucker?
Do you drive a bio-diesel 18-Wheeler?
That's what I call being twee with some balls!
I bet Stuckey's has plenty of grease.
Yes, thus belying its name.
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