Makeshift Signage
I need some new running shoes.
There's a shoe store in The Old Fourth Ward near where I live, but their sign is kind of faded and has a lot of graffiti on it. It's hard to tell it's a shoe store from the street. So what they do is throw a bag of marijuana over their power line. That way everyone in the neighborhood knows it's a place you can get shoes.
They sell a lot of those basketball shoes with springs in 'em that are supposed to help your jump shot.
And stilettos.
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So, it says on the Wikipedia article you link to that the Old Fourth Ward is home to something called the Black Mafia Family.
You know, I doubt if they read Wikipedia much, but there are people who would pay a lot to know about a family called the Black Mafia. You're sitting on a gold mine. Unless-- hmm-- YOU'RE the Black Mafia. Just, um, stay where you are, sir. I'll be right over to see you. And I'll, um, be COMPLETELY alone. Promise.
I'm the White Sheep of the BMF.
I stash their feta.
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