The Lowest Testicles Statewide.

Tommy Irvin was elected to his 9th term as Georgia's Agriculture Secretary on Tuesday. He's 77 and will be 81 when the term ends. I voted for Tommy--one of my few candidates to win in Red-as-clay Georgia--but he is getting up there. When your Agriculture Secretary is pushing 80 ya start to worry that he's the guy shitting on the spinach.

Boil your peanuts before eating.

Photo: Georgia Agriculture Commissioner Tommy Irvin (right).