Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Nature Abhors a Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

  • In 2005 Hurricane Katrina severely damaged the Oreck Vacuum factory in Long Beach, MS forcing its eventual relocation.
  • In 2006 Don “Okie” Dokey’s Dust Busters, Dust Buster Repairs and Meth store in Burnt Draft Card, Oklahoma was destroyed by a sandstorm. Over 50 balladeers have written songs about it.
  • In June of 2008, Wet Vac World of Cedar Rapids was flooded out.
  • Due to a genetic condition inventor/entrepreneur James Dyson is unable to use a straw.
  • In his arrogant rebellion against Dirt God, the Dirt Devil was cast out of paradise and forced to crawl on his belly and eat dust all the days of his life.

2 Comments:

At 9:38 AM, Blogger leonard said...

Daggone it, I knew they was steppin' on my crank when I took that first hit.

I love happy endings.

 
At 6:44 AM, Blogger Brian Bannon said...

Alway keep a good push broom on standby.

 

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