Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Nature Abhors a Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

  • In 2005 Hurricane Katrina severely damaged the Oreck Vacuum factory in Long Beach, MS forcing its eventual relocation.
  • In 2006 Don “Okie” Dokey’s Dust Busters, Dust Buster Repairs and Meth store in Burnt Draft Card, Oklahoma was destroyed by a sandstorm. Over 50 balladeers have written songs about it.
  • In June of 2008, Wet Vac World of Cedar Rapids was flooded out.
  • Due to a genetic condition inventor/entrepreneur James Dyson is unable to use a straw.
  • In his arrogant rebellion against Dirt God, the Dirt Devil was cast out of paradise and forced to crawl on his belly and eat dust all the days of his life.


At 9:38 AM, Blogger leonard said...

Daggone it, I knew they was steppin' on my crank when I took that first hit.

I love happy endings.

At 6:44 AM, Blogger Brian Bannon said...

Alway keep a good push broom on standby.


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