Sunday, September 07, 2008

If I Ever Play the Dozens with Prince Charles

Yo mama's so fat the sun never sets on her.

Yo mama's so old there will always be her.

Yo mama's monarchy is so limited it's only allowed in the first trimester.

Yo mama's so nominally the head of the Anglican church her pantyhose are about to schism.

Yo mama's an irrelevant, vestigial remnant of an ancient, aristocratic past. And ugly.

3 Comments:

At 5:27 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Damn. There goes my WWQD wristband. Oh, well, we've always got the Pope.

 
At 12:50 PM, Blogger beep said...

Jolly good sir. Indeed, I do believe The Prince has been school in the game of English rabble rousing.

 
At 8:20 PM, Blogger Brian Bannon said...

Thanks jerell. Gotta keep the upper class down to earth.

And leonard...here's one for the pope:
Yo mama weren't no virgin.

 

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