Mandatory Olympic Gags
Did these Monday night but my recorder wasn't working. Just imagine a restless crowd of drunken hipsters staring archly.
The Olympics sure look exciting, don't they? Atlanta should bid for them. Wouldn't it be cool to see Atlanta host the Olympics? It might improve our human rights record.
It's dusty in Beijing. Even the songbirds sound like Tom Waits.
President Bush and his dad were in Beijing for the games. Guess they wanted to enjoy the last days of the Bush Dynasty in a land that gives a shit about dynasties.
Honestly, did H.W. have to let his son run for office too, couldn't they have just played T-ball or something? But I get the feeling even if they did just play T-ball there'd still be tens of thousands of Iraqi dead.
posted by Brian Bannon @ 8:36 PM
2 comments
2 Comments:
Ah, the sweet sounds of innocence. Now that the Posse Comitatus Act has been suspended, B-Ban, the Bushwhackers are plannin' them a homegrown Tiananmen Square. They're just payin' tribute to the masters.
And here I am with only a pair of chopsticks to defend myself. I hope upholding freedom of expression and assembly is easier than getting a won ton in my mouth.
Post a Comment
<< Home