Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Auditions/Call for Entries

En Garde Gallery invites electronic musicians, composers and sound designers to submit for its upcoming show Blasphony—an exhibit of soundscapes mocking Christ.
E-mail blasphony@gmail.com

English man seeks older Christian comedian to form a double act.
Call David at 770-555-6787. No e-mails please.

The Sunrise Assisted Living Community Orchestra seeks wind players.
E-mail SALCO@aol.com

Urban Vistas Photography seeks stark, existential shots of neon signs made to look all blurry for the upcoming group show Nightscapes.
E-mail info@urbvist.net

Threadbare Boutique seeks minimalist indie craft purses, shawls and cozies.
Contact through www.myspace.com/threadbare

Strata, A Gallery of the Opaque, seeks solids for upcoming show Dirge.
By appointment only.

Older Christian comedian seeks English man to form a double act.
E-mail Danny@christianenglishcomedypatteract.com

2 Comments:

At 9:47 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

You mock the English comic, but I'll have you know that before he haunted the Creative Loafing listings for the last eighteen years, he was half of the legendary local comedy team Tish and Tosh. Sample dialogue:

"So. You got yourself into a spot of trouble, eh wot, Tosh?"
"(Incoherent gibbering)"

Tosh then drops his pants. If I'm lyin, I'm dyin'.

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger Brian Bannon said...

Daniel Tosh is English?

 

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