Disposable Douche? Who's keepin' 'em?!
Perfume historians in France claim to have recreated Marie Antoinette's personal fragrance after analyzing samples left in bottles found in her boudoir. But I'm not convinced it was her perfume. Turns out the main ingredients are vinegar and water. Still, why be beheaded with that not-so-fresh feeling. Get guillotined at the beach or while riding a horse.
Rival perfume historians--who reject French post-structuralism in favor of semiology--claim to have remade Marilyn Monroe's favorite fragrance from bottles found in her room. It's the ever-erotic scent of barbiturates and vodka.