Some Pre-Sabbatical Stand Up
Live at the Star Bar again. Recorded sometime last summer.
How to Save on Beer Money
Fakin' an Orgasm
Mom thinks I'm Gay
An Atlanta comedian's blog.
Ever wonder what the Crucifixion smelled like?
"Elizabeth Taylor's Passion contains a luscious blend of oriental and floral notes. Jasmine and roses are mixed with ylang-ylang and laced with lily of the valley."
Well, it was springtime so using floral scents makes sense, but I'm not sure ylang-ylang was native to Jerusalem circa 33 AD.
I'd always imagined sweat mixed with thorns, a hint of Simon's funk--I hear he liked asparagus--and of course the blood of the Lamb. Most lamb's blood I've smelled was usually drowned out by chick peas and way too much tahini, but then none of those were divine.
Dona Nobis Pacem.