Watch Those Store Brands

You know times are tough when even the girl on my salt canister has a goiter.

Makeshift Signage

I need some new running shoes.

There's a shoe store in The Old Fourth Ward near where I live, but their sign is kind of faded and has a lot of graffiti on it. It's hard to tell it's a shoe store from the street. So what they do is throw a bag of marijuana over their power line. That way everyone in the neighborhood knows it's a place you can get shoes.

They sell a lot of those basketball shoes with springs in 'em that are supposed to help your jump shot.

And stilettos.

"I'll Even Do Corporate Gigs"

A successful exposure exercise gains me a new fan.

Maybe I should have stayed at home.